lzbth:

i was at a party once and someone told me they thought i looked cute and i was like ah cool!!! thanks and they were like yeah you look kinda like the chick in this hentai i watched yesterday

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

umqra:

sometimes i laugh at my tags

because they’re just like

‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’

shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#daniel radcliffe’

lzbth:

typhlozion said: i want to stART A BAND. AND THE BAND IS A WORLDWIDE SENSATION. BUT YOU ARE THE ONLY BAND MEMBER AND THERE ISNT EVEN ANY MUSIC ITS JUST YOU STANDING THERE AND PEOPLE CHEERING

I LOVE U SO FREAKIN MUCH can we do that for real though